Lil Uzi Vert is reportedly buying the planet and, according to Yale astronomy professor Gregory Laughlin, is a theft.
News of Lil Uzi’slatest acquisition broke via Grimes, who wrote on Twitter on Wednesday: “Documentation almost complete for @LILUZIVERT to legally claim wasp-127b — this is huge! First human to legally own a planet.”
Given that Grimes once said his exercise includes “2-4 hours in a tank of deficiency,” we will take that statement with a proverbial salt salt. For his part, the doctor – who once played a $ 24 million gem on his forehead – appeared to confirm the sale by replying: “I tried 2 to surprise everyone. We are still working on it.”
“While NASA has actively been involved for years in the discovery of exoplanets, the agency has no involvement in the reported attempt to ‘purchase’ an exoplanet,” an agency rep tells Rolling Stone. “Under international law, governments are not capable of granting, recognizing, or enforcing ownership interests in celestial bodies. Even the naming of such objects falls outside of NASA’s purview and is the responsibility of the International Astronomical Union.”
Laughlin — who developed a formula that calculates the worth of a planet — is not aware of any current processes by which someone can buy a heavenly body. “No legal ownership framework or regulated Earth-based exchange currently exists for the purchase of exoplanetary assets,” he tells Rolling Stone. “At present, any purchase (either for investment or speculative purposes) would need to be arranged through an off-Earth venue. I remain unaware of the existence of galactic exchanges for planet trading, but that in itself, of course, does not preclude their existence.”
Still, he wagers that WASP-127b — a gas giant discovered in 2016 — is the perfect starter planet. “From a valuation standpoint, I would recommend that prospective buyers for WASP-127b keep in mind that the planet’s proximity to its host star renders it uninhabitable to carbon-based life,” he says. “The large energy flux that WASP-127b receives from the star leads to low energy costs for any data centers orbiting the planet, but the associated requirements for cooling infrastructure likely mean that the planet is cost-ineffective as a center for high-throughput computation. I would expect that other recently detected extrasolar planets, including Proxima b and Kepler 186-f, would likely command much higher prices than WASP-127b, potentially making it a bargain for a first-time planet buyer.”